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Posted on 23rd Jul at 7:14 AM, with 3,055 notes

islandtyphoon:

the best 12 seconds of the entire high school musical trilogy

Posted on 23rd Jul at 7:12 AM, with 74,259 notes

italys-underpants:

italys-underpants:

So my sister and mum were talking about periods and my dad said, “I don’t need to worry when my period is because penises don’t bleed.” I instantly responded, “They do if you cut them off.”
I have never seen my mum laugh that hard at anything in my life.

Okay who brought it back.

Posted on 22nd Jul at 10:58 PM, with 138,220 notes

fuckyeahloldemort:

i dont even use tumblr anymore

tumblr uses me

Posted on 22nd Jul at 10:56 PM
Also this … Pls ignore badly placed teapot
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Also this … Pls ignore badly placed teapot

Posted on 21st Jul at 4:22 PM, with 187,243 notes

kpopfanscanrelate:

clearlypositive:

do you ever wanna talk about a thing but you know you already talk about it too much and your friends are sick of hearing about it so instead you just hold it all inside you and constantly feel like you’re gonna burst?

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Posted on 21st Jul at 3:46 PM

Translation: Suck my dick.

Posted on 21st Jul at 3:46 PM, with 552,296 notes

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koblala:

never-kill-on-the-first-date:

koblala:

never-kill-on-the-first-date:

koblala:

never-kill-on-the-first-date:

Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?

Yellow

No it’s red because of his shirt

No, it’s yellow because he loves honey

You have no idea what you’re talking about

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DID I FUCKING STUTTER?

Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom

Posted on 21st Jul at 2:56 PM, with 320,894 notes

drakesquad:

tuggywuggy:

drakesquad:

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

Posted on 21st Jul at 2:52 PM, with 498,516 notes

theretardedwalrus:

I’ve reblogged this at least 4 times I don’t care

Posted on 21st Jul at 2:50 PM, with 373,185 notes
Anonymous asked: My boyfriend calls me fat :(

cocaineyeezy:

Call him single

Posted on 21st Jul at 2:13 PM, with 92,376 notes

callmeoutis:

i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,

Posted on 21st Jul at 2:13 PM, with 195,444 notes
I can’t believe it’s already 2017 

kriskenshin:

she-wants-the-d-eanwinchester:

infinite-angels:

hinterland-x:

ppessimistin:

sightless-behavior:

floorcatcher:

sightless-behavior:

4lienmatt:

sightless-behavior:

Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this

They want it to stop…..we reblog it to the extreme

No no no lol please don’t

Forever reblog until 2017

O my god no

i cant stop laughing 

until 2017

only 3 more years.

we can reblog while we wait for Sherlock series 4.

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Posted on 21st Jul at 1:09 PM, with 418,793 notes
monobeartheater:

abominablemothman:

paandi:

weaslee:







WHERE ARE THESE GIFS FROM ITS ALWAYS THE SAME FUCKING GUY
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monobeartheater:

abominablemothman:

paandi:

weaslee:

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WHERE ARE THESE GIFS FROM ITS ALWAYS THE SAME FUCKING GUY

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